A while back, WireTap featured a young vigilante rap artist by the name of Rap Master Maurice. I since have become addicted to his rap service, in which he’ll call someone up at your request and rap at them about how they’ve done you wrong. For instance, my roommate Stef, seen here on the right, can be pretty loud when she comes into our apartment late at night, so she received this earful. [Being the versatile rapper that he is, Maurice also offers friendly raps (for an extra fee), like this one he sent to my friend Allie, seen here on the left]. In any case, I highly recommend his services if you’ve got a bone to pick with someone. It can be quite satisfying.
You can listen to the Rap Master on WireTap here:
On a completely unrelated, non-secret-identity-revealed kind of note, a certain Derek Erdman recently interviewed me for his website about the foods I dislike. Answer: Hearts of Palm, aka. “Swamp Cabbage”.
I loved that episode. Since I heard it, I have been trying to find a way to use rap master maurice’s services. Alas, I am at a loss. I just can’t think of a revenge that needs rapping. Most of the revenges in my life are targetted at anonymous sources. Like, people I don’t know so can’t phone with a revenge rap. The jerk who stole my scooter last year – that kind of thing. I’m hoping someone in my life will really piss me off so I can treat them with some rapped revenge… Nice job on that episode, I’m jealous that rap master Maurice’s services are working out so well for you.